Types of woman

Types of woman

HARD-DISK woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:

Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:

Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:

She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:

Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

Write a program in c/c++ for college love ?

#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
       printf("I Love U");
       scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
     lover =Cute ;
     love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
     food++;
     smile++;
     pay->money = lover->money;
     return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
    watch++;
        if(intermission)
           {
               coke++;
               smoke++;
           }
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
      for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
      kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
     {
         friends++;
         party++;
         booze++;
         smoke++;
         if(pub.close())
             {
                pay->bill;
                come->out;
             }
     }
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
     sweetpan++;
     polo++;
    goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
    goto sleep;
}
home:
{
    if(mom.shouts())
      {
         reason=(combinedstudy
         projectwork
         friendsbday);
        say->reason;
      }
if(dad.shouts ())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice
                              lover_mom->voice))
   {
       hang++;
   }
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
   {
       for(time=12:30;time<=1..30;time+=0.001)
          {
              say->ILuvU;
             scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
          }
   }
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
    *(dream)=love;
}
}