What guyz should know about gurlz...

I Encounter this article somewhere while surfing.... So keeping my social duty in the favour of boys , i am writing this article (mostly picked from that article).

1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

5. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

6. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

7. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

8. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

9. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

10. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding ... we ALWAYS win.

11. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

12. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

13. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.

14. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.

15. We love surprises!

16. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

17. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

18. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

19. Clean your room before we come over.

20. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

21. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

22. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again.

23. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

24. DON'T LET EX-GIRLFRIENDS CAUSE DRAMA, RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRESSFUL ENOUGH!!!!!

25. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

26. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.

27. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to … YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

28. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

29. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

30. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

31. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

32. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

33. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

34. When we’re cold, give us your jacket.

35. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

36. Don't say you understand when you don't.

37. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.

38. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

39. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

40. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

41. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

42. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

43. Fashion police do exist.

44. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

45. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

46. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

47. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

48. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

49. We are beautiful at all times.

50. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

51. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don’t forget that!

Thousands of suicides of Farmville farmers over crop failure

These days many people are damm crazy about the farmville application.(Please don't ask me what the farmville is all about).. They consider themself as real farmers and very cautious about thier crops , crop harvesting time and lots more. So imagine if farmville is not application and it is the real scenario , then what happens ??? AHL (Anshul Humour News) reported the effects of realness of Farmville.

AHL (Anshul Humour News) Hyderabad. In a shocking revelation, latest reports coming in from urban India indicate that thousands of Farmville farmers have ended their lives after failure to harvest their crops on time that led to insurmountable debts. The trouble started when internet services across India were disrupted after a submarine cable system in the Mediterranean Sea was cut. Farmville farmers couldn’t access their farms and their crops started wilting.

As the news spread like wild-fire, mass hysteria gripped the farmers who could not envisage how they would repay the coin-loans which they had borrowed by paying real cash. Preliminary reports claim the death toll to be anything in the region of 18,000 to 19,000.

A suicidal Farmville farmer from India
“My pumpkins were supposed to harvest in the next one hour and it has already been nineteen hours since we lost internet connectivity. My entire fasal has been destroyed!!” rued Janet Singhania, wife of the deceased farmer Rahul, as she flashed a credit card statement. The couple had paid real cash to Farmville owner Zynga to buy coins, which they had financed through their credit card.

Others like Mrs. Kumar were still a little optimistic because she had a couple of days to harvest her potatoes and was sure that the maha-havan she had performed today would help restore the internet connectivity before the required time.

According to the reports, the suicide rate was highest amongst the small and medium farmers, who ended their lives to escape facing jibes from their Farmville neighbors apart from being ridiculed on pages and groups. Thousands of  other farmers had similar stories.

“Indian Farmville farmers have traditionally depended upon timely arrival of internet connection. If there is any late arrival or if the speed is slow and irregular, crops suffer. This government has failed to make alternative arrangements and the farmers are completely at the mercy of internet service providers.” Mr. Swaminathan, an agricultural expert said.

Agriculture Minister Sharad Pawar has expressed shock and disbelief at the news. But he clarified that it would be impossible to provide another relief package to the farmers, especially with elections not due for another four years.

When asked by when the farmers could expect the internet connections to be restored, Mr. Pawar denied any knowledge, adding that he was not any Jyotishi who could predict such providential events. But his Jyotishi remark has created a controversy.

“If a Jyotishi can provide an answer then let Pawar resign and make way for some Jyotishi.” said an angry farmer, as the comments were widely criticized by political parties as well as academicians. Stung by the criticism, the government has decided to launch a probe to ascertain the role of Zynga and the Internet Service Providers (ISPs).

Meanwhile, taking advantage of the situation, some software engineers have created a facebook global-warming application and attributed the crop failure to it. Most of the Indian farms are located on facebook.

Courtesy-: Totalhungama

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