Write a program in c/c++ for college love ?

#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
       printf("I Love U");
       scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
     lover =Cute ;
     love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
     food++;
     smile++;
     pay->money = lover->money;
     return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
    watch++;
        if(intermission)
           {
               coke++;
               smoke++;
           }
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
      for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
      kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
     {
         friends++;
         party++;
         booze++;
         smoke++;
         if(pub.close())
             {
                pay->bill;
                come->out;
             }
     }
if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
     sweetpan++;
     polo++;
    goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
    goto sleep;
}
home:
{
    if(mom.shouts())
      {
         reason=(combinedstudy
         projectwork
         friendsbday);
        say->reason;
      }
if(dad.shouts ())
shut->yourmouth;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice
                              lover_mom->voice))
   {
       hang++;
   }
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
   {
       for(time=12:30;time<=1..30;time+=0.001)
          {
              say->ILuvU;
             scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
          }
   }
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
    *(dream)=love;
}
}