Appraisal ki aas poem-Funny Hindi Poem for office going people

Below we have very interesting poem shared with us by one of our reader. Poem is about life of common employee which is exploited by his boss. Following poem is very simple and very effective. Kudos for the writer of this poem. I don’t know who is real writer, but if real writer see this poem then do let us know, we want to give you credit for this impressive work. Simple, straight yet effective.So here comes the Poem on office life..

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho”

“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas”

“Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga

The Best Comparison

What guyz should know about gurlz...

I Encounter this article somewhere while surfing.... So keeping my social duty in the favour of boys , i am writing this article (mostly picked from that article).

1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

5. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

6. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

7. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

8. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

9. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

10. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding ... we ALWAYS win.

11. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

12. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

13. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.

14. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.

15. We love surprises!

16. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

17. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

18. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

19. Clean your room before we come over.

20. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

21. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

22. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again.

23. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

24. DON'T LET EX-GIRLFRIENDS CAUSE DRAMA, RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRESSFUL ENOUGH!!!!!

25. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

26. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.

27. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to … YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

28. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

29. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

30. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

31. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

32. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

33. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

34. When we’re cold, give us your jacket.

35. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

36. Don't say you understand when you don't.

37. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.

38. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

39. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

40. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

41. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

42. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

43. Fashion police do exist.

44. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

45. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

46. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

47. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

48. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

49. We are beautiful at all times.

50. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

51. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don’t forget that!

Types of woman

Types of woman

HARD-DISK woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:

Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:

Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:

She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:

Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

Rules For Getting Guaranteed Promotion Without Any Hard Work

Rules for Guaranteed Promotion


1.Never walk without a document in your hands

People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2.Use computers to look busy

Any time you use a computer, it looks like “work” to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss – and you *will* get caught — your best defense is to claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3.Messy desk

Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we’re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you’ll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4.Voice Mail

Never answers your phone if you have voice mail. People don’t call you just because they want to give you something for nothing – they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That’s no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they’re not there – it looks like you’re hardworking and conscientious even though you’re being a devious weasel.

5.Looking Impatient and Annoyed

According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6.Leave the Office Late

Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss’ room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.

7.Creative Sighing for Effect

Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.

8.Stacking Strategy

It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).

9.Build Vocabulary

Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don’t have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10.MOST IMPORTANT!!!:

DON’T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!

Strange Laws Around The World

01- In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to put a dollar on a string on the ground and yank it when someone tries to pick it up.

02- In Los Angeles, it’s illegal for a waiter to tell a customer “I’m really an actor.”

03- In Indiana, it’s against the law to dress “Barbie” in “Ken’s” clothes.

04- In Sedona, Ariz., it’s illegal to lie about your astrological sign.

05- In Texas, it’s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun.

06- In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your wife’s birthday.

07- In Australia, it’s illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.

08- In Cannes, France, it’s illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.

09- In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks “Do you know why I pulled you over?” by saying,“If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you” is an automatic $300 fine.

10- In Kentucky, it’s illegal to paint your lawn red.

11- In Portugal, it’s against the law to pee in the ocean.

12- In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf coffee while working.

13- In Vermont, it’s illegal to pick your nose and stick the pickings under a table.

14- In Tennessee, it’s illegal to tell someone to quit smoking.

15- In Oregon, donut holes must be at least an 1/8th inch in diameter.

16- In Italy, anyone considered “obese” is forbidden from wearing polyester.

17- It’s illegal to tear a phone book in half in Montana.

18- Anyone caught selling a “smoothie” that has lumps is breaking the law in California.

19- In Arkansas, it’s illegal for a woman getting married for the second time to wear a white wedding gown.

20- In New York City, it’s illegal for a restaurant to call it a “corned beef sandwich” if it’s made with white bread and mayonnaise.

The Hari Sadu's

In my little span of interaction with corporate world ,have spent maximum time with this specie called Boss. This specie comes in different shapes ,sizes, gender,colour,temprament .The only thing common to them is The Tag- I am the Boss.

To begin with specie 1:
Insecure , Incompetent and Saduuuuuuuu is the category, which harasses the most.They are the most in secure types ,dont know what is going to happen and what they are going to do in life .Its sheer luck that they are the Boss else they are good for nothing.

They have this thing called I am the Boss syndrome,which they want to showcase whenever they get a chance. They generally take credit of their subordinates work. This charecterstic is common in most of these species,its very rare that you find some exception.These cheesers are mean ,want to get the work done ,miser,and Meri awaz suno Kinds.

Had one such Boss who whenever we went out for meetings followed by lunches,would never use to pay.This guy generally use to leave the table when the Bill came "Excuse me i need to have a Fag" or Excuse me i need to go the wash room", or heights- "Need to wash my hands ".

He was one of a kind who's dialect,pronounciation,grammer was out of the world. "More " he use to pronounce as "Morae",

Dude as "duets",Vodka as "oddka".

Once he shouted on our team saying " lets all shit together for the meeting".God that was the moment we were waiting for ,we just laughed our heart out.The entire meeting he was a bit nervous but as you know these kinds he was ready with an answer that "It was mistakenly tongue slipper".

Lots I can write one more i remember was " Sorry for the delay "(read as dalay"), and also Insted of saying "Further to our conversation" he said "Father to our conversation " and the client was all confused as to whose father he was talking about.

Meetings generaly have to be b/w 9.00 to 9.30 when entire office came at 10.And he never used to come at the said time. The Rules were so different for his team as if we were working as bonded labours.

He liked his ego to be massaged everytime and we were those bunch of hooligans who gave a deaf ear to him.

I was so happy when my Boss changed but how can God bless me with a good Boss here is the next category

specie 2:
Ms /Mr Sadist and Paranoid: This category You should not interrupt when am Talking .I am Always right. Oh i can fall sick and need not to be disturbed at home But how dare u fall sick ,oh you are the one who always fall sick , and atleast do the follow up with the client at home any which ways you are justing resting.- Irony is the Boss herself/himself shows up 20 days out of 30.

These kinds are street smart, diplomat to the core, the right hand doesnt know what left hand is doing .They are all so GagGa about themself ,love to hear self praise.Cheery is they are the biggest miser and love to hog on others food . We generally call our boss "Sukdi X" .X is a colleague of mine who loves to eat and only eat whatever and in any quantity.They would never talk about the deal untill an unless finalized coz it might not just go through if they talk about. They would always use the tried and tested option whether they would work or not.And last but not the least would always show themselve Busy,would never come to office on time ,usually absent for the meetings. Luck always favours them and never me.

The day i used to be late she was there early and shouting "where are you ??? If a client of mine did not renew the subscription it was my lack of service and incompetence that the client didnt paid,but if it was her client -Oh that client is so mean ,is a bitch, is just tring his luck and all those bull shits.

If i didnot do my numbers i was losing interest,but if it was she -Oh the market is bad.

If i donot follow up wih Client coz am a human and sometimes can forget i am so careless ,ruining my career, my appraisals,but Boss doesnt follow up coz its not that important or You should not pester him girl.And the biggest curse that i have a car and Madam needs to be picked and dropped from her calls .Chipko Bosses.

specie 3:

This is the Rarest Specie :

Friendly Bosses.: They help you with your work,sometime the work loads.They would cheer youup when you are gloomy.Motivation comes to them by default. They make task easier for you.They consider you HUMAN - you have a life to live. Belief in subordinates comes to them naturally.Proffesional at work and Pals at Party kinds.

I had the privilage of havimg such Boss. Really helped our team whenever we were in some Mess or short of targets.

We enjoyed,argued, had lots of disagreements,but it was our team who achieved the numbers come what may.The Best was- we went for a call afterthe call i had to buy a formal shirt for me ,so i told him fearing what would he say. Shopping at office Hours is a Big NO NO every where but it was 5:30 so thought to have a sneak peak.Ok he said but dont reach office before 6:30 as i too need to buy a saree for my sis's bday.

Oh i was amazed to hear that.Lolsss I really enjoyed those days appraisals,targets - The worst was our team was given the highest targets all the time " By Gods Grace we all ended up earning our incentives."

The other categories are :

The sophiticated Mute -Subordinates overpower them ,They are like our President .They have no choice .

The Coffee Lovers- The maximum time they spend is at a coffee joint with their subordinates. We would work later if required hehehehhe.And why do you want to work i should find myself a different job .

To sum up :I am lucky to have worked with Hari saddu's coz - Learning from experience is a faculty almost never practiced.

Discalimer :

This write up is a piece of fiction and bears no resemblance to any person (Boss) dead or alive .